- The customer is always right unless you belong to Big Labor.
- Remember to never throw a lighted stick of dynamite in front of golden retriever.
- If you're tired of life's ups, downs & crazy turns maybe it's time to get off of the roller coaster.
- I felt sorry for a man who had no hat. Then I met a man who had no head.
- Given a choice between completeness & consistency in a formal system since you cannot have both according to Godel's Theorem. I choose consistency. Having an incomplete system won't drive you nuts.
- Life's a journey. Just don't take a wrong turn & get lost.
- If everyone shows up late for a meeting then does that mean no-one showed up late?
- Change is not always good. There is such a thing as bad change. For instance, making a wrong turn and driving off a cliff while driving home is bad change.
- Drinking and voting don't mix. You might vote for something or someone by accident you did not mean to vote for.
- On life's journey be sure to stop and smell the flowers. Just be sure to check for bumblebees on them before you smell.
You are now entering the labyrinth of my mind. Please watch your step. And try not to get lost.
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