Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, January 12, 2026

Trump: Venezuela's Maduro 'Captured' After 'Large-Scale Strike'


From Newsmax.com (Jan. 3):

Venezuela's Nicolas Maduro has been captured after the U.S. conducted a "large-scale strike" on the country early Saturday morning, President Donald Trump announced.

"The United States of America has successfully carried out a large scale strike against Venezuela and its leader, President Nicolas Maduro, who has been, along with his wife, captured and flown out of the Country," Trump wrote on Truth Social at 4:21 a.m. ET.

"This operation was done in conjunction with U.S. Law Enforcement. Details to follow. There will be a News Conference today at 11 A.M., at Mar-a-Lago. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP."

Attorney General Pam Bondi announced the indictment of Maduro and his wife on terrorism and weapons charges in the Southern District of New York.

"Nicolas Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, have been indicted in the Southern District of New York," Bondi wrote Saturday morning on X.

"Nicholas Maduro has been charged with Narco-Terrorism Conspiracy, Cocaine Importation Conspiracy, Possession of Machineguns and Destructive Devices, and Conspiracy to Possess Machineguns and Destructive Devices against the United States. They will soon face the full wrath of American justice on American soil in American courts.

"On behalf of the entire U.S. DOJ, I would like to thank President Trump for having the courage to demand accountability on behalf of the American People, and a huge thank you to our brave military who conducted the incredible and highly successful mission to capture these two alleged international narco traffickers."

In an overnight phone interview with The New York Times, Trump called the covert operation "brilliant."

"A lot of good planning and lot of great, great troops and great people," Trump said. "It was a brilliant operation, actually."

Venezuelan Vice President Delcy Rodríguez, who is the next in line for the presidency, is demanding "proof of life."

"The cradle of the Liberator was attacked. In the face of this situation, we do not know the whereabouts of President Maduro," she said in a phone interview posted to X. "We demand from Donald Trump proof of life of President Maduro. People to the streets." [read more]

Hopefully, Venezuela will be prosperous and peaceful again. This operation has shades of capturing Daniel Ortega of Nicaragua except quicker and more efficient.

Other articles on the matter:

Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Whistleblower who exposed Texas hospital’s trans surgeries on kids indicted by DOJ

From The Christian Post.com (June 7, 2024):

The United States Department of Justice has indicted a surgeon who blew the whistle on a Texas hospital secretly performing trans surgeries and gender medicalization of minors.

Dr. Eithan Haim, a surgeon at Texas Children’s Hospital in Houston, who leaked evidence of the body-mutilating procedures to journalist Christopher Rufo, was indicted earlier this week on four felony counts of allegedly violating the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act.

Haim is scheduled to appear in court on June 17, the National Review reported Thursday, with his legal team reportedly being unaware of the full nature of the charges.

“My client is anxious to get to trial to get his side of the story told,” Marcella Burke, an attorney for Haim, told National Review. “I am confident this will result in the correct decision being made.”

The Christian Post reached out to both the law firm representing Haim and the Department of Justice for more information. This article will be updated when their responses are received.

In February 2022, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton issued a formal opinion that described sex-change procedures being performed on minors as "child abuse," with Gov. Greg Abbott later issuing an order instructing state agencies to investigate them as such.

Although Texas Children’s Hospital announced in March 2022 that it was ending the practice of performing such procedures on children and youth in response to the state government, Haim leaked evidence that the hospital was doing so in secret.

Based on the leaked evidence provided by Haim, Rufo wrote an article in City Journal that was published on May 16, 2023, which claimed that the hospital "secretly continued to perform transgender medical interventions, including the use of implantable puberty blockers, on minor children."

In response to the story, a state investigation was launched into Texas Children’s Hospital, with the facility finally shutting down its practice of gender medicalization of minors suffering from gender dysphoria.

In June of last year, Abbott signed Senate Bill 14 into law, which banned cosmetic and irreversible sex-change surgeries and hormonal interventions for trans-identified youth. 

Even before outing himself as the whistleblower in January, Haim was the subject of a federal investigation, with him reportedly being labeled a target of an investigation soon after the Rufo story ran.

"These people are corrupt," Haim told CP in an interview published in January. "And the only way to expose it is to not play into this Kabuki theater, like these people are practitioners of justice. Because if we were to collude with them, we would be sanctioning our own destruction."

"Because these people are just petty tyrants and neurotic bureaucrats. And what that boils down to is that these people are simply bullies. When you're fearful, when you're afraid, that's when they're most effective. So to be fearful and scared is to seal your own death warrant." [source]

Abuse of power. All because the whistleblower wants to protect the young. The case should be thrown out. Glad the DOJ isn’t corrupt in this current administration.

More articles on the story:

Tuesday, September 09, 2025

Concerns Raised Over Biden's 'Autopen' Presidency


From Newsmax.com (Mar. 10):

The use of an autopen signature on many official White House documents and executive orders purportedly signed by former President Joe Biden has stoked concerns about his awareness of signing certain things and whether he actually signed them at all, according to an investigation by the Oversight Project, an arm of the Heritage Foundation.

According to the group, "every document we could find" that bore Biden's signature all "used the same autopen signature" except for his announcement about leaving the 2024 presidential race last July.

"Whoever controlled the autopen controlled the presidency," the Oversight Project said in a post to X on Thursday.

The concerns are such that Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey is demanding a Department of Justice investigation as to whether "Biden's cognitive decline allowed unelected staff to push through radical policy without his knowing approval."

In a letter to DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz dated March 4, Bailey wrote that "it appears staffers and officers in the Biden administration may have exploited Biden's incapacity so they could issue orders without an accountable President of sound mind approving them."

In one instance, the Oversight Project highlights Biden's pardon of six criminals on Dec. 30, 2022, "while Joe Biden was vacationing and golfing in the U.S. Virgin Islands." The pardons all say "signed in the city of Washington," according to the Oversight Project.

Another instance is an interview given by House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., where he recounted Biden not remembering an executive order he purportedly signed pausing liquefied natural gas imports in January 2024.

The Daily Mail also reported it examined more than 25 Biden EOs signed between 2021 and 2025 and found the same signature on each.

"For investigators to determine whether then-President Biden actually ordered the signature of relevant legal documents, or if he even had the mental capacity to, they must first determine who controlled the autopen and what checks were in place," the Oversight Project said in another post.

Wrote Bailey, "if in fact Biden's staffers were exploiting his mental decline, those are orders are null and void." [source]

Was Briben aware that the autopen was used? Did he okay use of it?  That's the question.

Also, the Body Language Guy (Jesús Enrique Rosas) on Rumble thinks Briben's drop out letter is suspicious [video] because the signature on the letter doesn't match previous signatures. So, was the letter written before or after him actually dropping out of the race?

Other articles on the autopen controversy:

Monday, August 25, 2025

SCOOP: "Thank God!" President Trump's historic takeover of D.C.'s safety praised by residents


From Washington Reporter.news (Aug. 12):

President Donald Trump’s historic takeover of Washington, D.C.’s safety received an outpouring of support from new and longtime city residents, who told the Washington Reporter that Trump’s move is necessary for the continuing function of American government.

For far too many in America’s capital city, crime has become a haven for murderers, sexual assaulters, drug markets, and more — and despite the city having plenty of redeeming places and people, the risks are outweighing the rewards for many.

One female Hill staffer, who pays $3,000 a month for rent in Navy Yard, told the Reporter that she “saw someone get arrested the other day in my lobby at like 5:30pm. Someone also got shot in March and the blood puddle was left overnight and everyone saw it in the main lobby,” she said.

For the first time in years, Trump’s announcement has many in the city feeling hopeful; one GOP veteran told the Reporter that he felt safe walking around his neighborhood — where he and his wife were nearly shot in broad daylight — for the first time in three years. “I haven’t walked that way before tonight when I saw the police out in full force,” he said.

One D.C. denizen who has worked downtown for 30 years has seen the city’s crime ebb and flow — but he said that “it was very bad when I first got here but it's even worse now.”

“You couldn't pay me to go to Union Station any more,” he said. “Anyone who lives or works here knows the reality. Those that deny that reality are doing it only because of their irrational hatred of Trump.”

“The most dangerous place to be a woman in America is a Democrat-run city,” a female Hill staffer wrote to the Reporter. “Thank god!!!!!!” she added, describing D.C. as a scene out of Silence of the Lambs.

“I had a man video up my dress, another homeless man pulled off his pants and start masturbating at me on the metro, been literally chased down the block while a man yelled ‘suck my dick bitch’ at me and NO ONE HELPED ME. I live in Navy Yard so in every instance the police were completely incapable of helping. The one time they arrested someone — the man masturbating — they immediately let him go because there is no cash bail, and then he didn’t show up to court! I know D.C. is dangerous for everyone, but it is WOMEN who suffer the most. D.C. libs have sacrificed women on their alter to progressive crime policies.” [read more]

Batman comes to the rescue. Something had to be done. Of course, the citizens like the safety but the Ruling Class elites in DC don't care about their subjects, I mean, citizens. As for the Ruling Classes' safety, they have their armed bodyguards to protect them.

Mores article on federalizing the DC's police force:

Monday, August 11, 2025

Trump Store Selling 'Trump 2028' Hats


From Newsmax.com (Apr. 24):

President Donald Trump continues to press for a third term as president — or further troll the left — with "Trump 2028" hats that are now on sale on the Trump Organization online store.

"The future looks bright! Rewrite the rules with the Trump 2028 high crown hat," reads the product description.

Second son Eric Trump modeled the MAGA-style red hat in a social media post on Thursday.

Donald Trump and his surrogates have, several times, floated the idea of a third term, which is prohibited by the 22nd Amendment.

One of the president's most recent assertions came last month in an interview with NBC News' "Meet The Press," saying, "I'm not joking" about trying for a third term.

"You know, we're very popular," Trump said. "And you know, a lot of people would like me to do that. But, I mean, I basically tell them, we have a long way to go, you know, it's very early in the administration."

Conservative podcaster Steve Bannon, senior adviser in the first Trump administration, recently said on Bill Maher's "Real Time" show that Trump will run and win in 2028.

"On the afternoon of January 20th of 2029, he's going to be President of the United States," Bannon said.

In November, Trump joked about the prospect of a third term to House Republicans during a meeting of the conference in Washington, D.C., before leadership elections.

"I suspect I won't be running again, unless you do something," Trump said a week after his victory in the 2024 presidential election. "Unless you say, 'He's so good, we have to just figure it out.'"

Enter Rep. Andy Ogles, R-Tenn., who introduced legislation earlier this year to amend the constitution to allow Trump a third term in the White House.

According to the text, Ogles' amendment states: "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than three times, nor be elected to any additional term after being elected to two consecutive terms, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice." [source]

The Master of Trolling, trolling the fake news. Nice. 

Talking about the troll:

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

Trump Signs Big, Beautiful Bill at WH July Fourth Picnic


From Newsmax.com (July 4):

President Donald Trump signed his package of tax breaks and spending cuts into law Friday after his cajoling produced almost unanimous Republican support in Congress for the domestic priority that could cement his second-term legacy.

Flanked by Republican legislators and members of his Cabinet, Trump signed the multitrillion-dollar legislation outside the White House and then banged down the gavel that House Speaker Mike Johnson gifted him that was used during the bill's final passage Thursday.

Against odds that at times seemed improbable, Trump achieved his goal of celebrating a historic — and divisive — legislative victory in time for the nation's birthday. Fighter jets and a stealth bomber streaked through the sky over the annual White House Fourth of July picnic as Trump and first lady Melania Trump stepped out onto the White House balcony.

"America's winning, winning, winning like never before," Trump said, noting last month's bombing campaign against Iran's nuclear program, which he said the flyover was meant to honor. "Promises made, promises kept, and we've kept them."

The White House was hung with red, white, and blue bunting for the regular Fourth of July festivities. The United States Marine Band played patriotic marches — and, in a typical Trumpian touch, tunes by 1980s pop icons Chaka Khan and Huey Lewis. The two separate flyovers bookended Trump's appearance and the band playing the national anthem.

Democrats assailed the package as a giveaway to the rich that will rob millions more lower-income people of their health insurance, food assistance, and financial stability.

"I never thought that I'd be on the House floor saying that this is a crime scene," Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries of New York said during a record-breaking speech that delayed the bill's passage by eight-plus hours. "It's a crime scene, going after the health, and the safety, and the well-being of the American people."

The legislation extends Trump's 2017 multitrillion-dollar tax cuts and cuts Medicaid and food stamps by $1.2 trillion. It provides for a massive increase in immigration enforcement. Congress' nonpartisan scorekeeper projects that nearly 12 million more people will lose health insurance under the law.

The legislation passed the House on a largely party-line vote Thursday, culminating a months long push by the GOP to cram most of its legislative priorities into a single budget bill that could be enacted without Senate Democrats being able to block it indefinitely by filibustering.

It passed by a single vote in the Senate, where North Carolina Republican Thom Tillis announced he would not run for reelection after incurring Trump's wrath in opposing it. Vice President JD Vance had to cast the tie-breaking vote.

In the House, where two Republicans voted against it, conservative maverick Tom Massie of Kentucky has also become a target of Trump's well-funded political operation.

The legislation amounts to a repudiation of the agendas of the past two Democrat presidents, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, in rolling back Obama's Medicaid expansion under his signature health law and Biden's tax credits for renewable energy.

The Congressional Budget Office estimates the package will add $3.3 trillion to the deficit over the decade and 11.8 million more people will go without health coverage.

Trump exulted in his political victory Thursday night in Iowa, where he attended a kickoff of events celebrating the country's 250th birthday next year.

"I want to thank Republican congressmen and -women, because what they did is incredible," he said. The president complained that Democrats voted against the bill because "they hate Trump — but I hate them, too."

The package is certain to be a flashpoint in next year's midterm elections, and Democrats are making ambitious plans for rallies, voter registration drives, attack ads, bus tours, and even a multiday vigil, all intended to highlight the most controversial elements.

Upon his return to Washington early Friday, Trump described the package as "very popular," though polling suggests that public opinion is mixed at best.

For example, a Washington Post/Ipsos poll found that majorities of U.S. adults support increasing the annual child tax credit and eliminating taxes on earnings from tips, and about half support work requirements for some adults who receive Medicaid.

But the poll found majorities oppose reducing federal funding for food assistance to low-income families and spending about $45 billion to build and maintain migrant detention centers. About 60% said it was "unacceptable" that the bill is expected to increase the $36 trillion U.S. debt by more than $3 trillion over the next decade. [source]

Pretty good bill. Here are some provisions from the bill:

  • (Sec. 110001) This section makes permanent the individual tax rates of 10%, 12%, 22%, 24%, 32%, 35%, and 37%.
  • Sec. 70202. No tax on overtime.
  • Sec. 70203. No tax on car loan interest.
  • (Sec. 60001) This section provides funding to U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) for construction, installation, or improvement to barriers; access roads; detection technology; invasive plant species eradication; and expenses for facilities and checkpoints along U.S. borders.

It's too bad the no-tax on tips and tax deduction for overtime expires in 2028 unless Congress renews it. Probably, has to something with the CBO or maybe the Senate parliamentarian. I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me. I hope the Republicans aren't playing political games with the bill. I haven't heard any Republican politician (including POTUS) mention that the tips and tax deductions will expire.

More links on the bill:

Tuesday, April 15, 2025

Trump drops tariff hammer on world: 'Whatever they charge us, we charge them'


From The Blaze.com (Feb. 13):

President Donald Trump signed a presidential memorandum on Thursday, announcing his administration's plan to implement reciprocal tariffs with all of the United States' trading partners.

Trump stated that the plan would create a "level playing field" by charging foreign nations the same rates they charge the U.S.

The memo directed Howard Lutnick, the president's secretary of commerce nominee, to conduct studies to determine the tariff amount for each country. Lutnick predicted that these tariffs could be implemented as early as April 2.

"India, traditionally, is just about the highest-tariffed country. They charge more tariffs than any other country," Trump stated during a Thursday press conference. "They charge tremendous tariffs."

Trump noted that he plans to discuss trade with Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi, with whom he is scheduled to meet Thursday afternoon.

"Whatever they charge us, we're charging them," Trump remarked. "It's a beautiful, simple system. And we don't have to worry about charging too much or too little."

Trump also criticized the European Union and Canada for being unfair toward the U.S. in trade matters. "The EU's been very nasty," he continued. "They haven't treated us properly."

He explained that foreign companies could build factories in the United States if they want to avoid the tariffs. "If you build here, you have no tariffs whatsoever," he declared.

Trump stated that the policy should have been implemented years ago and predicted it would result in the nation being flooded with job opportunities.

Corporate media reporters pressed Trump about the tariffs potentially causing prices to increase for American consumers.

He responded, "Prices could go up somewhat short-term, but prices will also go down."

"Remember, if they [other countries] drop their tariffs, prices for Americans are coming down," Lutnick explained. "It's a two-way street; that's why it's called reciprocal."

Trump indicated that his administration does not anticipate implementing any exceptions to the reciprocal tariff policy, calling it one of the "most important things" he has signed.

Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social, "On Trade, I have decided, for purposes of Fairness, that I will charge a RECIPROCAL Tariff meaning, whatever Countries charge the United States of America, we will charge them - No more, no less!"

"For purposes of this United States Policy, we will consider Countries that use the VAT System, which is far more punitive than a Tariff, to be similar to that of a Tariff. Sending merchandise, product, or anything by any other name through another Country, for purposes of unfairly harming America, will not be accepted," he declared. [source]

In Game Theory, this negotiating strategy is called Tit for Tat. If the other party is hostile or uncooperative, Tit for Tat can be a useful strategy to create a sense of accountability and fairness.

More tariff news:

Tuesday, April 01, 2025

Astronauts Return Safely After 9 Months in Space


From Newsmax.com (Mar. 18):

After nine months stuck in space, NASA astronauts Sunita Williams and Barry "Butch" Wilmore splashed down in the Gulf of America shortly before 6 p.m. ET on Tuesday.

In a mission that was supposed to last eight days, Williams and Wilmore were stranded at the International Space Station when their Boeing Starliner suffered thruster problems. NASA opted to bring them home via Elon Musk's SpaceX.

Williams and Wilmore came home via SpaceX Dragon, parachuting down off the coast of Tallahassee in the Florida Panhandle at 5:57 p.m. ET to complete their 17-hour trek home.

After being retrieved and initial safety checks, Williams and Wilmore will be flown to Houston to begin a 45-day rehabilitation program. Challenges such as muscle and bone loss, fluid shifts that can lead to kidney stones and vision issues, and the readjustment of balance upon returning to a gravity environment are well understood and effectively managed.

The Trump administration blamed the Biden administration for marooning Williams and Wilmore, asserting that former President Joe Biden didn't want Musk to get the glory for rescuing the pair.

Wilmore and Williams ended up spending 286 days in space — 278 days longer than anticipated when they launched. They circled Earth 4,576 times and traveled 121 million miles by the time of splashdown.

Joining them on SpaceX Dragon were NASA astronaut Nick Hague and Roscosmos cosmonaut Aleksandr Gorbunov. [source]

Great news! Happy for them. It's too bad the previous president didn't rescue the astronauts but I guess they weren't a priority for him.

Other articles and videos on the rescue:

Tuesday, March 25, 2025

11 Insane Things Your Tax Dollars Paid For Thanks To USAID

From The Federalist.com (Feb. 4):

Democrats on Capitol Hill suffered a meltdown Monday after President Donald Trump moved to rein in the United States Agency for International Development (USAID).

The agency, which had been unilaterally established under an executive order by President John F. Kennedy in 1961 and was ostensibly created to offer foreign financial assistance promoting sustainable development. In the nearly 65 years since USAID was created, however, the global welfare agency succumbed to the worst impulses of the administrative state, with bureaucrats exploiting their authority over tax dollars to drive international censorship and regime change.

“It’s been run by a bunch of radical lunatics, and we’re getting them out,” Trump told reporters Sunday.

Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., complained at a press conference of congressional Democrats that USAID could no longer be leveraged to engage in overseas nation-building.

“I am exceptionally upset about USAID,” she said, characterizing the agency as America’s vehicle of “soft power.”

In an interview with Fox News, however, Secretary of State Marco Rubio said the agency had become filled with “rank insubordination.”

“They just think they’re a global entity and that their master is the globe and not the United States. And that’s not sustainable,” Rubio said.

Rubio told reporters on his first foreign trip to Latin America he is now the acting director of USAID after employees and congressional Democrats were locked out of the headquarters this week.

“There are a lot of functions of USAID that are going to continue, that are going to be part of American foreign policy, but it has to be aligned with American foreign policy,” Rubio said in El Salvador.

A review of its recent priorities reveal the agency had more to do with far-left social engineering overseas than responsible diplomacy. Here’s a look at what USAID has been funding with American tax dollars:

DEI Initiatives Abroad

Last week, the Daily Mail reported on a myriad of programs supported by USAID which will now lose funding after Trump’s executive orders “sealed the spigot of U.S. taxpayer dollars flowing to DEI projects abroad.” Items include $70,000 for a “DEI musical” in Ireland, $47,000 for a “transgender opera” in Colombia, $32,000 for a “transgender comic book” in Peru, and $1.5 million for an LGBT jobs program in Serbia.

The Daily Caller also reported in September USAID delivered a $2 million grant to Guatemalan activists “to help organizations led by transexuals perform sex changes in the country.” The program was scheduled to begin in April and run until 2027.

Electric Vehicles In Vietnam

According to the Daily Mail last week, USAID “awarded $2.5 million for electric vehicles for Vietnam” under President Biden.

“Since the huge investment of U.S. taxpayer dollars there has been at least one battery station built, avoiding a total of 260 gallons of gas, according to the USAID website,” the Daily Mail reported. “An average semi-truck holds roughly, by comparison, holds about 130 gallons of gas.” [read more]

America's hard earned tax money hard at work--being wasted. Just awful. 

The rest of things your tax dollars paid for:

  1. Egyptian Infrastructure
  2. Group Allegedly Linked To Terrorism
  3. Meals For Terrorists
  4. EcoHealth Alliance
  5. Personalized Contraception
  6. Afghan Opium
  7. Fake HIV Prevention Workshop To Engineer Regime Change
  8. Global Censorship
  9. British Broadcast Media

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Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Weekend Warrior: Elon Musk Reveals How DOGE Is Cutting Billions In Spending Every Day


From Daily Wire.com (Feb. 2):

The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) appears to have gotten off to a fast start during the first two weeks of President Donald Trump‘s second term.

Elon Musk, who leads DOGE, delivered a number of updates on his social media platform, X, on Friday and into the weekend about what it takes to cut government spending by billions of dollars a day.

He shared a post from DOGE that showed a list of more than 100 “DEI related contract cancellations” that resulted in more than $1 billion worth of “savings.”

Musk posted about cutting the federal deficit.

“Reducing the federal deficit from $2T to $1T in FY2026 requires cutting an average of ~$4B/day in projected 2026 spending from now to Sept 30,” Musk said in the original post. “That would still result in a ~$1T deficit, but economic growth should be able to match that number, which would mean no inflation in 2026. Super big deal.”

He later responded to the original post with updates.

“I am cautiously optimistic that we will reach the $4B/day FY2026 reduction this weekend,” Musk said. He added in a second post: “None of this would be possible without President @realDonaldTrump.”

With a third, Musk said: “Obviously, there will be EXTREME opposition from the grifters!! And they will make it sound like we’re cutting funding to save baby pandas when we’re actually cutting funding to fraudsters, wastrels & terrorists … This is only possible because of President @realDonaldTrump.” [read more]

Nice.  The Left are upset at Musk because President Trump's unelected man (Musk) and his team are going after their unelected bureaucracies.

Other articles and videos on DOGE:

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Departures

From Bill O’Reilly.com (Nov. 10):

Let's all hope Cher doesn't leave the country.  The chanteuse said she would if Trump were elected but that is a tragedy of a mockery of a sham, to quote Woody Allen.  We need Cher right here in the USA.  I forget the reason why but there is one.

Madonna can leave if she wants.  It's reported she's cursing a lot after absorbing the election results.  You would think the material girl would like President Trump because he's a material guy.  But no.  She looks askance at him, and that's not easy when you're botox-ed up.

Taylor Swift can't leave.  What would the Kansas City Chiefs do?  And where would Taylor go?  Yes, you are correct, anywhere she wants.

Same with Oprah.  I passed by her house in Turks-Caicos and nobody in the swanky neighborhood had ever seen her.  Very nice house.  She could go there.

The Obamas have to stay in the USA.  Too complicated to split.  Big Hawaii property, really nice Martha's Vineyard spread, mini-mansion in DC, something in Chicago.  Not bad for the hope and change couple.  Maybe they meant change addresses.  I don't know.

Joe Biden can't leave either.  He would never be able to find his way back.  Jill and Hunter could depart, but they won't. They will recede from public view.  In fact, the last time we heard from Jill Biden was after the June debate when she vowed the Bidens would stay in the White House until the Twelfth of Never.  But now it's back to Delaware for the first couple. There are worse places.

Give me a moment.

A jest for you sensitive folks in Wilmington.

Finally, Vice President Harris is not returning to her middle-class home.  She's alighting to her lavish spread in Brentwood, California, where O.J. Simpson once lived. No way Kamala is going anywhere except the lecture circuit where she'll get around $250 thousand to not answer questions.  Life can be sweet even in defeat.  Yes, that rhymes.  What's it to you?

I may have to leave because there are only so many years in a person's life.  I hope I'm going to heaven, but that is no lock. The nuns warned me, but I didn't listen. They said if I were snippy to people like Cher and Oprah, there would be a price to pay.  Hopefully, the Deity has a sense of humor.

And maybe a MAGA hat. [source]

Funny. I won't miss any of them if they leave.

Monday, December 09, 2024

4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term

From Babylon Bee.com (Nov. 7):

U.S. — Controversy erupted today following Donald Trump's landslide election victory, as Democrats admitted that Trump actually won in 2020 and is therefore now ineligible to serve a third term as president.

In a shrewd move, Democratic Party leaders finally disclosed that Trump had, in fact, won the 2020 election against Joe Biden and has been the rightful president this whole time, rendering him term-limited and unable to take office in January.

"Yeah, he actually won a second term in 2020. Sorry about that," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. "It's a real shame he already served two terms. Unfortunately, that means he wasn't eligible to run again, which nullifies Tuesday night's election. We probably should have been more up-front about the fact that we stole the election and Biden was never president, but oh well. Hindsight is 20-20. I guess Kamala wins by default now, right?"

Other prominent Democrats seconded the admission. "That's true, Trump was already elected twice," said Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro. "Trust me, I worked really hard to help steal the election and convince everyone that Biden won. So, even though Tuesday night was certainly an impressive showing by the American people, we're just bound by law to block Trump from serving what is, in actuality, a prohibited third term. Sorry, everyone. But, hey, congrats to Trump on that win in 2020."

At publishing time, Nancy Pelosi announced that she had retroactively filed articles of impeachment against Trump for the second term he should have been serving the last four years. [source]

They wish. The Left is having a meltdown.

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Harris Accused of Plagiarizing Portions of 2009 Book


From Newsmax.com (Oct. 14):

Democrat presidential nominee Kamala Harris has been accused of plagiarizing sections of her first book, published in 2009, after a renowned "plagiarism hunter" found multiple passages that closely resembled or were taken word-for-word from other sources without attribution.

Conservative activist Christopher Rufo independently verified and then published the purported lifted sections in Harris' book, "Smart on Crime: A Career Prosecutor's Plan to Make Us Safer," first surfaced by Austrian Stefan Weber. Harris co-authored the book with ghostwriter Joan O'C. Hamilton.

Rufo said the violations "are comparable in severity to the plagiarism found in former Harvard president Claudine Gay's doctoral thesis."

According to Rufo, Harris lifted language from an Associated Press report verbatim, a John Jay College of Criminal Justice news release, a Bureau of Justice Assistance report, Wikipedia, and an Urban Institute report.

"Taken in total, there is certainly a breach of standards here," Rufo wrote. "Harris and her co-author duplicated long passages nearly verbatim without proper citation and without quotation marks, which is the textbook definition of plagiarism. They not only lifted material from sources without proper attribution, but in at least one case, relied on a low-quality source, which potentially undermined the accuracy of their conclusion."

Ohio Sen. J.D. Vance, Republican Donald Trump's running mate, noticed.

"Hi, I'm JD Vance. I wrote my own book, unlike Kamala Harris, who copied hers from Wikipedia," he wrote in a post to X.

Wrote Donald Trump Jr. in a post on X: "Yikes! More evidence that Kamala Harris is a fraud!!!"

When contacted by the New York Post, Harris' ghostwriter replied, "Oh gosh."

"I haven't seen anything," Hamilton told the Post. "I'm afraid I can't talk to you right now, though, I'm in the middle of something. Let me go try to figure that out."

Harris also is accused of plagiarizing the late Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. in the same book. The Telegraph reported that an anecdote in Harris' "Smart on Crime" book closely resembles one that King gave in an interview to Playboy magazine in 1965.

It was the work of Rufo and Christopher Brunet who outed former Harvard President Gay, whom they found plagiarized sections of her 1997 doctorate dissertation. Gay subsequently stepped down as president of Harvard but remains on staff as a professor of government and African American studies.

Harris has published four books overall, including a children's book titled, "Superheroes Are Everywhere." [source]

I think she's incapable of original thought. Without a teleprompter or script, she is lost in thought. She stole Trump's economic ideas (no tax on tips) so plagiarizing makes sense.

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Thursday, August 22, 2024

How radical is Kamala Harris? Here are 13 things she personally endorsed


From The Blaze.com (June 24):

Vice President Kamala Harris has spent the last three and a half years in Joe Biden’s shadow spinning word salads and pretending to know what she’s talking about. In many ways, she’s been an afterthought – someone to roll our eyes at and poke fun at.

But now that she’s in the running for the Democratic presidential nomination, we’re obligated to take her more seriously. What exactly are Kamala Harris’ policies?

Glenn Beck delves into the VP’s political history to give you an accurate picture of what a presidency under Kamala would look like.

Here are 13 things about Kamala Harris that everyone should know.

1. “She was one of only 14 people that endorsed the Green New Deal,” says Glenn. Among those who signed it were Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, placing Kamala with “the radical of the radical.”

2. Harris “co-sponsored single-payer health care” (i.e. universal health care).

3. She advocated for “a complete transition away from fossil fuels in ten years” – which would have led to the “collapse of our economy,” says Glenn.

4. She supported a “universal government jobs guarantee.”

5. “She was also for government programs promising universal access to healthy foods.”

6. “She wanted to upgrade every single home and business building in the country for energy efficiency.”

7-13. Harris also supported “UBI – Universal Basic Income,” “new national living wage standards,” “more power for labor unions,” “free college,” “a whole new electric grid,” “the end of gasoline cars by 2030,” “and the transformation of U.S. agriculture, including the end of much of the cattle industry.”

“She’s a democratic socialist,” warns Glenn. “And incompetent.” [source]

So, Commie Harris picked drunk driver Minn. Governor Tim Walz for VP. Makes sense. She's a neo-Marxist and he's a big government socialist. So, much for the Cackler faking to the center as if she would anyway, but the lame-stream-press is going to portray her as a moderate anyway. Plus, Walz is not Jewish. So, that pleases her anti-Semitic base. It's a perfect political ticket made in hell which America is going to be in if those two get elected.

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Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Family Torn Between Placing Grandpa In Hospice And Having Him Run For Senate

From Babylon Bee.com (July 28, 2023):

LOUISVILLE, KY — A local family was faced with a difficult decision this week regarding whether to place their beloved grandpa in hospice care or have him announce a campaign for a U.S. Senate seat. The grandfather and potential candidate, Philip Gabbert, is 98 years old and suffers from advanced dementia.

"We could really go either way on this," said Bryce Gabbert of the decision. "He's in really rough shape and has very little quality of life these days. Common sense says he belongs in hospice, but with the way things are in Washington these days, he could really become a major power player. He can't really speak or think clearly anymore, but who are we to not give him the opportunity to run the country?"

With elected officials like Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Diane Feinstein, and John Fetterman serving in high government positions, political parties have focused on recruiting the most aged, decrepit, and impaired candidates available to campaign. "The worse they are at being able to reason and communicate, the better," said Robbie McKean, who helps run Democratic political campaigns in the state. "If McConnell ends up resigning, there will be a battle for his seat, and who better to take that spot than an even older, more debilitated codger?"

At publishing time, the Gabbert family was still struggling with the decision, torn between doing what is best for Grandpa or doing what would be more likely to set up the family for several generations' worth of wealth built upon illegal bribes, insider stock trading, and campaign kickbacks.

When guns are finally banned in the coming utopia, you may still need to defend yourself on the rare occasion.  [source]

Or having him run for president. He couldn’t do much worse than Crooked Joe.

Monday, May 16, 2022

DHS created ‘disinformation governance’ team to track election misinformation

From Washington Times.com (Apr. 28):

The Department of Homeland Security has created a “disinformation” board led by a woman who has criticized First Amendment rights and dismissed troubling reports of Hunter Biden’s laptop as a “Trump campaign” ploy.

Nina Jankowicz has been on the job for a couple of months, but Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas only revealed the disinformation board’s existence this week in testimony to Congress, when prodded about what his department is doing to help minority communities combat election disinformation.

“The goal is to bring the resources of the department together to address this threat,” Mr. Mayorkas told lawmakers.

Homeland Security described the board’s expansive duties, saying it will combat the wide swath of disinformation. In the immediate term, its focus will be on disinformation surrounding Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and on the messaging smuggling groups are peddling to would-be illegal immigrants, the department said.

But the broad scope of its purview and the appointment of Ms. Jankowicz as its lead have raised questions about the board.

Sen. Marco Rubio, Florida Republican, called the board a “speech police.”

Lora Ries, a former Homeland Security deputy chief of staff and director of the Heritage Foundation’s Border Security and Immigration Center, called the board “an overtly political ploy” to try to chase opposing viewpoints from the political debate ahead of the 2022 midterm elections.

“The left can no longer use COVID restrictions or now, seemingly Twitter, to mislabel and hide legitimate information American voters should have in casting their ballots. Instead, they are standing up this board to declare what the left believes is mis- or dis-information,” Ms. Ries said.

She also said policing disinformation “is not remotely the mission of the Department of Homeland Security.” [read more]

Boys and girls can you say Ministry of Truth? Dumb idea. This is from the regime who’s president lies about his past. Then you have the fake Russiagate. Then again this is from the party who believes voters are sheep and they are the shepherd who knows better than the sheep what’s good for them.

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