Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Car Crash Scenario

Imagine this scenario in the near future under Obamacare: You are driving your GM car and you lose control and crash into a tree. Your Onstar contacts a gov't Onstar agent (because the gov't now owns GM). While you are in your car injured the bureaucratic process starts (the agent looks up the info about you):

  • If you are a Congressman, the President or his wife, an illegal alien, or even a friend of the President no problem. You will get care.
  • If you are an elderly person--no care. After all you are going to die pretty soon, so you are not worth the cost.
  • If the car sends a signal to the agent that you weren't wearing a seatbelt--that will count against you.
  • If you were talking on your cell phone--not good for you.
  • If the agent sees in your online medical file (everything medical will be on that file) that you are overweight--not good.
  • If your file says you have an incurable disease--not good. You're going to die soon so why spend the money on you.
  • If the agent finds out you were listening to Rush Limbaugh or any Conservative radio talk show before the crash--not good. (Okay, I'm being silly. Then again...)
  • If there are any anti-Obama or anti-big gov't bumper stickers on your car--not good.
  • If there are any anti-Obama or anti-big gov't books in your car--not good.

    One other thing...

  • If the tree you hit is on the endangered species list and you hurt it--definitely not good.
Keep in mind this scenario is pure "fiction."

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Ten Commandments According to Obama

I wish I could take credit for the following commandments but I can't. The list comes from The Patriot Update website:

  1. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.
  3. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.
  4. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.
  5. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.
  6. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.
  7. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.
  8. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.
  9. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.
  10. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.

Monday, July 27, 2009

How to Drive a Liberal Crazy

Or if you want how to mess with a liberal's mind. You might think to yourself how can you drive someone crazy if they are already in that state (especially if they are on the far left). Good question. Well, you still can try. Here are the ways (although not all the ways):

  • Call them Liberals. They like to go by the name Progressives to hide their real agenda.
  • Don't use their political-correct labels for things. Use the old un-politically correct names. For example, the Left calls jungles rain forests now. You still the label jungle. Undocumented workers should be called illegal immigrants--the old term, etc.
  • Make up funny politically-correct names. For instance, call dead people breathing challenged people.
  • When asked about if you support gay marriages say you are always in favor of happy marriages, or
  • When asked if you support gay marriages say sure you see nothing wrong with a lesbian marrying a gay guy.
  • Ask a liberal if they support group, tri-ads, polygamy, or polyandry marriages. If they don't then accuse them of them being a bigot. After all if you change the definition of marriage then just about anything goes.
  • Ask a pro-choice person what he or she thinks of a woman aborting a homosexual baby. Is the woman a homophobe?
  • Ask a pro-choice person if a woman can sacrifice herself for her unborn baby? After all isn't that a choice she has?
  • Ask an animal rights militant to imagine this scenario: If an endangered predator is to about to kill an endangered prey do you kill the endangered predator to save the endangered prey?
  • When asked if you in favor of water-boarding you reply that you have nothing against surfing.
  • Tell a liberal that your favorite form of torture is tasers and cattle prods.
  • When asked about the death penalty say they should bring back the guillotine.
  • Ask a Obama worshiper if Obama can fail. Not that he will or won't.
  • Tell someone on the Left who believes in man-made global warming that it is called by the elderly especially AARP. The elderly like it warm you know.
  • Tell a gun control fascist that when firing a gun your firing hand should not be shaky. After all you want to hit your target.
  • Tell a liberal that you're a militant like our founding fathers were. Then quote Thomas Paine's remark about gov't being an "necessary evil."
If the Liberal looks at you perplexed, gets mad, or calls you names then you have succeeded in your quest.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Miscellaneous Thoughts Part 13

  • The difference between a conservative and a liberal is that a conservative throws a life line to a drowning person. A liberal jumps in the water and drowns himself to have empathy with the drowning person.
  • You think Barack Obama used a teleprompter to do his vows at his wedding?
  • You never want to see an energetic upbeat funeral director.
  • Mob rule is like a wildfire. It is unpredictable. Being out of control it can be dangerous even destructive.
  • If a polygamist or polyandrist has an affair is he/she really cheating on his/her spouse? I mean couldn't the "cheater" use the excuse he/she was just "test-driving" another spouse? I don't know I am just asking.
  • I was watching a show about the Incas on TV. The show said the Incas thought without human sacrafice the sun would stop rising. Isn't that a funny belief?! What a second. Some people think today we can control global warming by sacrificing the free market system. Hmmm...
  • If a president or Congressman says a Congressional bill has a time limit and an optional clause in it, read the bill yourself. If it doesn't have either one then it will be whatever is missing. If no time limit then it is eternal. Social Security was supposed to be optional and temporary.
  • Gov't should not be requesting people too spend or save for that matter. What the people do with their money legally is none the gov't's business. They do not know individual circumstances.
  • The government competing against the private sector is like an elephant competing against an ant. The gov't has all the power and money to make it hard on a business if it wanted too.
  • Obamacare in a nutshell: Your health insurance company on steroids. At least if you don't like your health insurance you can drop them and get another. You cannot drop Obamacare. You have no choice but to sign-up. And since it is a gov't pgm it will last forever.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Russia, China, Brazil Push for New Global Currency

From Money News.com (July 7):

ROME -- China, Russia and Brazil will use this week's G8 summit in Italy to push their view that the world needs to start seeking a new global reserve currency as an alternative to the dollar, officials said on Tuesday. [read more]
And Barry Obama nods his head in agreement. Not!? Can you say New World Order? I wonder what will be the motto on the global dollar: In Big Gov't We Trust? Nah, that's too many words.

In other news, Algore said "It is the awareness itself that will drive the change, and one of the ways it will drive the change is through global governnance and global agreements." The awareness Gore is talking about is global warming, er I mean climate change. Isn't that nice.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Suing Doctors under Obamacare

If America has universal health care (God forbid) then that means the doctors and other people in the medical community are now gov't employees because the gov't is now paying their salaries. So, if a surgeon screws up during surgery and you want to sue him you have to go to and only to the US Court of Federal Claims to file a complaint which will cost you by the way $250.

Something to think about especially when doctors will be underpaid, overworked and not having enough tools to do their jobs properly. Not to mention having very little control over their practice. Talk about bedside manner being shot to hell.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Group Warns Obama Administration on Nuclear Deterrent

From NIT.org (July 6):

WASHINGTON -- A think-tank report issued last week warns the Obama administration against rushing into reductions to the U.S. nuclear deterrent in a follow-on agreement with Russia to a major arms control treaty (see GSN, July 1).

The report, U.S. Nuclear Deterrence in the 21st century: Getting it Right, was issued Wednesday by the New Deterrent Working Group, a panel of experts sponsored by the conservative Center for Security Policy.

"What this report asks the administration to do ... is 'Don't get caught up in a moment; don't go for arms control for arms control sake. Think about not only the world today, but of the world tomorrow,'" Paula DeSutter, a working group member who served in the State Department during the Bush administration, said at the document's roll-out event at the National Press Club. [read more]

This report is pretty much a no-brainer. Yea, King Emperor (can't seem to get it right) President Obama is gung-ho to unarm America when the rest of the world is not unarming (like N. Korea). Makes sense to me like dropping a brick on your foot. Here is another quote from the article:
"The administration is rushing to take major, unexplored, high-risk actions" to achieve that goal, Robert Monroe, a former director of the Defense Nuclear Agency, said without elaborating. "It's one thing to have a visionary goal ... but it's quite another to take drastic actions to reach that visionary goal; actions which may well make today's problem's far worse and expose us to much higher risks."
Are you listening Obama? Probably not. He is rushing into disarming America, like he is rushing into universal health care, and global warming mandates, sorry I mean climate change or whatever it is being called nowadays. Both universal health care and climate change mandates will destroy this country's economy. But Obama knows all. Or at least he (and his followers) thinks he does.