How to Drive a Liberal Crazy

Or if you want how to mess with a liberal's mind. You might think to yourself how can you drive someone crazy if they are already in that state (especially if they are on the far left). Good question. Well, you still can try. Here are the ways (although not all the ways):

• Call them Liberals. They like to go by the name Progressives to hide their real agenda.
• Don't use their political-correct labels for things. Use the old un-politically correct names. For example, the Left calls jungles rain forests now. You still the label jungle. Undocumented workers should be called illegal immigrants--the old term, etc.
• Make up funny politically-correct names. For instance, call dead people breathing challenged people.
• When asked about if you support gay marriages say you are always in favor of happy marriages, or
• When asked if you support gay marriages say sure you see nothing wrong with a lesbian marrying a gay guy.
• Ask a liberal if they support group, tri-ads, polygamy, or polyandry marriages. If they don't then accuse them of them being a bigot. After all if you change the definition of marriage then just about anything goes.
• Ask a pro-choice person what he or she thinks of a woman aborting a homosexual baby. Is the woman a homophobe?
• Ask a pro-choice person if a woman can sacrifice herself for her unborn baby? After all isn't that a choice she has?
• Ask an animal rights militant to imagine this scenario: If an endangered predator is to about to kill an endangered prey do you kill the endangered predator to save the endangered prey?
• When asked if you in favor of water-boarding you reply that you have nothing against surfing.
• Tell a liberal that your favorite form of torture is tasers and cattle prods.
• When asked about the death penalty say they should bring back the guillotine.
• Ask a Obama worshiper if Obama can fail. Not that he will or won't.
• Tell someone on the Left who believes in man-made global warming that it is called by the elderly especially AARP. The elderly like it warm you know.
• Tell a gun control fascist that when firing a gun your firing hand should not be shaky. After all you want to hit your target.
• Tell a liberal that you're a militant like our founding fathers were. Then quote Thomas Paine's remark about gov't being an "necessary evil."

If the Liberal looks at you perplexed, gets mad, or calls you names then you have succeeded in your quest.