Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Obamanopoly

Let's all play Obamanopoly! The following cards and spaces are from Glenn Beck's book Arguing with Idiots. The cards in blue are made-up by me.

Community Organizer cards:
  • BANK ERROR IN THEIR FAVOR. PAY $500.
  • CHRYSLER. From sale of stock you get nothing.
  • You are "too big too fail." Keep this card for 5 turns.
  • If you got a loan from the government and can't pay it back, the government now owns your business after buying up your common stock. You lose the game.

Change cards:

  • Advance token to the nearest railroad and pay the government twice the amount to which it is otherwise entitled. Don't expect anything in return.
  • Employee Free Choice Act cripples your business. Pay $200.
  • You forgot to choose a health care plan for an employee of yours when the employee does not choose for himself. Pay $700.
  • If you have a "too big too fail" card then you can get a $100,000 loan from the government.

READING RAILROAD. Price: n/a. This railroad was nationalized, and is not for sale.

INCOME TAX. Player with the most money pays 70% to player with the least.

ELECTRIC COMPANY. Price: $150 Plus $500 carbon tax.

BOARDWALK. Price: $400 (Free for low income families).

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