Miscellaneous Thoughts Part 31

• You'll never see a midget (sorry, I mean a little person) play the tuba. Think about it. This is probably why you will never see a little people polka band.
• Humor: In order to get the best video of a tornado approaching your home stand in front of an open window. Pull back any curtains so they won't block the view of the camcorder.
• To NDErs real life is virtual life. The afterlife is more vibrant more real.
• Sometimes the monkey throws poo at you and sometimes at your nemesis.
• I think Michelle Malkin should run against Hillary Clinton (if she is the nominee) for POTUS. Mrs. Malkin would not pull any punches. Not sure about the VP candidate for Michelle. Possibly, Glenn Beck?
• I believe that the Mothman is some kind of daemon because it has red eyes and supernatural abilities (it’s been reported around the world). Colin Wilson in his book Mysteries believed Big Foot and the Loch Ness monster are daemons too.
• Obama’s new slogan: No pain for the country, no gain for me.
• Obamacare: Welcome to the New Slavery.
• I wonder if you can be a conscious objector to Obamacare?
• What Obama was thinking: If you like the Constitution, you can keep the Constitution. Or was that your freedom? I get confused.