White House Powder Problems

From Bill O’Reily.com (July 5, 2023):

Apparently, cocaine has been found in the White House, and the anti-Biden forces are cracking wise about Hunter. Predictable but certainly within satirical limits.

The Justice Department should be investigating because so-called "controlled substance" is under its jurisdiction.

However, in his quest to protect everything Biden, Attorney General Merrick Garland is a bit confused about how to proceed. Should he call in Crockett and Tubbs from Miami Vice? Perhaps another US Attorney in Delaware is available. Didn't Hunter once live in Delaware before he moved to Malibu, California, to live in the nation's highest rent district?

Cocaine in proximity to the Oval Office is not a good look unless you're auditioning for a spot in the Mexican government. And how exactly did the blow get in there? Visitors to the White House are subjected to more scrutiny than Trump at a singles bar. Secret Service agents are wanding, X-raying, and profiling.

So how did the powder get through all that?

Don't know, and Joe Biden will not address it. But I think his new nickname, Super Fly, is unfair. Besides, I believe Hunter has already copyrighted it.

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So, the secret service has no idea who left the cocaine. Hmmm. Well, maybe they can match fingerprints on it to let's say Hunter Biden? Or the Cackler aka Carmila Harris? Dan Bongino says the only way someone can get in that area is with a secret service escort. And the Capitol police don't search you if you have that kind of escort. So who would have that kind of escort? A VIP connected to the POTUS or the VPOTOS. You get the idea. The whole deal feels like a snow job.

The White House cocaine saga continues…

• The Case of Cocaine at the White House
• Federal Top Men Say Finding Source of West Wing Cocaine Will Be Too Difficult
• White House cocaine disarray as story keeps changing and one faction implies Kamala might be the fall-gal and she surrenders to hysterical laughter
• Was Hunter Framed? Second Suspect Emerges in WH Cocaine Scandal
• White House cocaine mystery deepens as Secret Service says it was found in the West Wing and NOT the library: Joe and Hunter's July 4 celebrations clouded in controversy as agents try and track down who was responsible for dropping drugs
• Mark Meadows to Newsmax: White House Cocaine Smuggler Likely on Staff
• Why FBI & Secret Service HAVE TO KNOW who brought cocaine to White House [video]
• Secret Service Reveals Cocaine Wasn't The First Illicit Drug Found In The White House
• 10 Absurd Assumptions You Have To Swallow To Believe The White House-Cocaine Failure Theater
• Secret Service Refuses to Hand Over ‘Known Pool of Individuals’ List in White House Cocaine Incident