Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Tasermania

Here are my thoughts on tasers. I should say in full disclosure I do not own a taser. Note: This is only for entertainment purposes only except maybe the first thought.

  • I believe interrogators should be able to tase terrorist suspects.
  • American people should have the right to own tasers. The Constitution should be amended to allow this right.
  • Not only parents should be able to spank naughty children but should be able to tase them too--although the taser's power should be lowered.
  • Taser football anyone? Instead of tackling players the defense would tase the offense.
Trivia: Taser is an acronym for Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle.

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