The Left's Reality Model: Rules & Results

Rules- "if-then" statements that translate your beliefs into actions.

• If the gov't needs another agency, raises taxes on everyone.
• If a new corporation sprouts up, over-regulate it, and try to unionize it.
• If a corporation is going bankrupt then declare it "too big too fail" and nationalize it.
• If you think the working man is not making enough income, create a minimum wage & keep increasing it.
• If a new income comes into being, tax it.
• Make landlords not charge over a certain amount of rent.
• Make bankers lower their loan rates and engage in other practices that they would not ordinary do.
• If a new gov't program like Social Security is created, make it mandatory and infinite.
• If a new business you think is a monopoly, declare it as one forever.
• If a product is perceived as evil or bad, regulate it.
• If a Christian symbol appears on gov't property, remove it.
• If two grade school teams play a game--the loser gets a trophy too.
• Don't teach hard material to grade school students.
• If a part of history makes the Left look bad then remove it from text books and don't teach it.
• If a part of history makes Conservatives look good then remove it from text books and don't teach it.
• Apologize for America.
• Reduce America's nuclear arms.
• Read Miranda rights to any terrorist.
• When arguing with someone freeze him, personalize him, and polarize him.
• If a Mexican comes across America's border illegally, don't stop him and don't send him back.

Results:

• Higher unemployment and more businesses going bankrupt.
• Inflation.
• Nationalization of big business.
• World gov't.
• Bigger government.
• Potential renters paying actual renters for their apartments. 
• More people dependent on the gov't.
• More stupid kids graduating high school.
• Young people out-of-touch with the real world.
• Homeowners defaulting on their loans.
• America's national security in jeopardy.
• Amnesty for illegal aliens.
• Angry, frustrated, confused, resentful, depressed people who are not on the Left.
• Less freedom.

This model I borrowed from Hyrum W. Smith's 1994 book called The 10 Natural Laws of Successful Time and Life Management. Except he had a Behavior Patterns element in the model.