You Might Be a Marxist...

You might be a Marxist...

• If you have a picture of Karl Marx on your wall.
• If you think Fidel Castro and/or Hugo Chavez are cool.
• If you think Communism is a utopia.
• If you like to use the terms "dialectical materialism", "bourgeoisie", and "proletariat" around friends and family.
• If you believe people hang around each other on the basis of class.
• If you believe profit is legalized robbery.
• If you believe that religion is the "opiate of the masses."
• If you believe that Jesus advocated wealth redistribution or social justice.

If most of the above fits you then congrats. You probably are a Marxist.