Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Miscellaneous Thoughts Part 21

  • If God is omnipotent then why did He have to rest? I mean being omnipotent means having  infinite energy doesn’t it?
  • Procrastinators of the world unite tomorrow! Or maybe next week…
  • The reason the Left likes public transportation like trains and buses (other than that they are governmentally controlled) instead of automobiles is because autos represent total freedom.
  • If you let one rip and want to blame an animal close to you be sure it is a mammal of the right size. That is don’t blame mice, rats, hamsters, rabbits, etc. 
  • I think that if school is cancelled because of a snow day it should be made up on a Saturday instead of shortening summer vacation. Although, the National Teachers Union would not go for this idea.
  • Oprah thinks Obama should deserve respect. Well, respect goes both ways. I cannot respect a president who doesn’t respect the Constitution or other Americans.
  • Insane thought: Heavy metal country music. Imagine the group Metallica playing steel guitars and violins. It would be music with dark and foreboding lyrics but with a nice country feel. 
  • To the elite Left only they are capable of ruling themselves.
  • Big Labor likes card check because the leaders can try to intimidate union voters to vote their way. Something tells me they would love to do away with secret ballots in political elections. Voting should always be secret no matter what or who you are voting for.
  • The Left is so arrogant that they would think they could persuade evil extraterrestrials bent on conquering the earth that they are on the ET’s side and get massacred later on.

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