The Left’s Version of The Book of Genesis

c 1:1 In the beginning Gov* created money and power.

1:2 And the power was without form, and void; and liberty was upon the face of the country.  And the Spirit of Gov moved upon the faces of the people of the country.

1:3 And Gov said, Let there be regulations: and there were regulations.

1:4 And Gov saw the regulations, that it was good: and Gov increased regulations which diminished liberty.

1:5 And Gov called the regulations Gov’t Agencies, and liberty he called Dangerous.

1:6 And Gov said, Let the country increase taxes, regulations and more gov’t agencies across the land. Taxes then were created to feed Gov.

1:7 And Gov bailed out banks, car companies, and other businesses deemed too-big-too-fail. The Gov also gave money to solar power companies that failed in the end.

1:8 And Gov blessed the gov’t agencies, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and let regulations multiply in the country.

1:9 And Gov said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over things Gov doesn’t care about.

1:10 So Gov created man in his own image, in the image of Gov created he him; Secular and Progressive created he them.

1:11 And Gov blessed them, and God said unto them, Be resentful, and power-hungry, and propagandize the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the Commoners.

1:12 And Gov said, Behold, I have created public education where you can learn that Gov knows what is best for you and you don’t need your parents, friends or charities to help you. That individuality is not good and group’s have rights but individuals don’t. That guns and businesses are evil.

1:13 And to every Commoner I give to you welfare, social security, and socialized medicine because you are incapable of taking care of yourself.

1:14 And Gov saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And even more gov’t agencies were created.

1:15 Thus the money and power were finished, and all the host of them.

1:16 And on some unknown day Gov ended his work which he had made; and he rested temporarily on a gov’t holiday from all his work which he had made.

 

*Government as in Big Government