Those 9/11 conspiracies are not only ridiculous but they are boring too! Where's the imagination and the creativity? Don't those conspiracy nuts read novels? Here's my own conspiracy about global warming. Note: This only for entertainment purposes.
Global warming is caused by extra-terrestrials. Why? Because they want to invade the earth and take it over. They have to have it warm enough so they can survive. Right now it is just too cool for them. Some of them are already here getting the global "heating" process started. Al Gore is one of them--or I should say one of the aliens is pretending to be Al Gore. I don't know what happened to the real Al Gore. Think about it. In the 1990's there was no talk about global warming and Al Gore was thin. Now we are talking about global warming in 2000's and Al Gore is fat.
I have no idea if the aliens are the gray ones, the pink ones, or the polka-dot ones.
Right now you are thinking: "But Al Gore is trying to prevent global warming." That's what he says, and yet he lives in a big house. Plus, Al Gore saying he's against global warming draws attention away from him and his alien buddies real plan: global conquest. Anyway, that's my theory. You've been warned. Have a nice day.
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