Miscellaneous Thoughts Part 17

• The customer is always right unless you belong to Big Labor.
• Remember to never throw a lighted stick of dynamite in front of golden retriever.  
• If you're tired of life's ups, downs & crazy turns maybe it's time to get off of the roller coaster.
• I felt sorry for a man who had no hat. Then I met a man who had no head. 
• Given a choice between completeness & consistency in a formal system since you cannot have both according to Godel's Theorem. I choose consistency. Having an incomplete system won't drive you nuts.
• Life's a journey. Just don't take a wrong turn & get lost. 
• If everyone shows up late for a meeting then does that mean no-one showed up late?
• Change is not always good. There is such a thing as bad change. For instance, making a wrong turn and driving off a cliff while driving home is bad change. 
• Drinking and voting don't mix. You might vote for something or someone by accident you did not mean to vote for.
• On life's journey be sure to stop and smell the flowers. Just be sure to check for bumblebees on them before you smell.